SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR MONEY REFUNDED

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR MONEY REFUNDED

That was the trading policy of Lewis’s Department Store in Birmingham City Centre. Actually it was SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR MONEY REFUNDED WITHOUT QUIBBLE. As an arrogant seventeen year old I though the word QUIBBLE was too common and belonged in a lower class retail establishment so myself seldom used it.

The story of my time working at Lewis’s I tell in my teenage autobiography The Story of a Teenage Entrepreneur(Failed)

I am not fantastically interested in making money from ,my writing but I would not say NO. Amazon is always asking me to market myself but I am really not bothered. Should I be bothered ?  Am I wrong not to push myself forward ?

How about I adopt Lewi’s motto. READING THIS STORY – ENJOYMENT IS GUARANTEED OR MONEY REFUNDED WITHOUT QUIBBLE.

If I promise to give you your money back if you do not enjoy the story would you give it a  go ?

Check out these titles:

THE MURDER TREE – e-book download 77p

THE HISTORY OF CRIME FROM APERSONAL PERSPECTIVE – e-book download 77p

IT’S A MAD BAD WORLD  – e-book download 77p

MIT CASE FILES – e-book download 77p

BEHINDTHE NOOSE OR NOT – e-book download 77p

Just a few to be going on with.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR MONEY REFUNDED

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